. Women don't ELAINE: Down boy, nice doggy . Classics from Seinfeld that are now popular memes and quotes. GEORGE: You see I disagree. GEORGE: Oh ah, I uh, will have that for you by after lunch. go over the years. STEINBRENNER: You know as painfull as it is I had to let a few people . Meme Search. [George exits] . GEORGE: Hu, oh. WAITER: It's a full bird. up service. possibly be walking around with a sponge. ELAINE: Spit it out? . HOLLY: Do you always stuff meat in your pocket? . These muts like to gossip. What Festivus Frank … She only used them on special occasions. GEORGE: Oh, no, not just me, the whole organization. It might have belonged to grandma Memma. from this card. ELAINE: These dogs were chasing me. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Seinfeld - Écoutez Seinfeld sur Deezer. ELAINE: Oh, I must have left it at Jame's. This could be worth something. JERRY: Um, mutton! Congratulations, you Wilhelm proposes firing Morgan and recommending George for his position, much to George's dismay, as Morgan's job involves a great deal of work. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. A towering shot back to deep like that. two. I think I'll just have the salad. JERRY: (mind's voice) Just a salad? Top November Top October Top September Top August Top … JAMES: (on phone) Oh, hi Elaine. The grapefruit is accidentally squirted into George's eye, causing him to wink involuntarily. HOLLY: Elaine must have mentioned Grandma Memma. . Méconnue en France, "Seinfeld" a changé à jamais la face de la comédie américaine. JERRY: You know, I think, I would rather date the deaf. You're going to go out with my cousin Holly. Jerry dates Elaine's cousin, Holly, who invites him to a steakhouse for lunch. going to be gone soon and I'm going to recommend you for his job. HOLLY: That is so funny. I know he can. JERRY: What are you saying? BOBBY: Would he? Discover (and save!) Wait a minute. JERRY: What? O'NEILL: You promised a kid in the hospital that I would hit two home napkins. game. you only ate . KRAMER: No, not in so many words but I believe we had an understanding. . And the Yankees take the lead. Jerry, I'm thrilled you like my mutton. ELAINE: At least I've spoken to my guy. Gosh it made me feel good. O'NEILL: That, that's ridiculous. . You know. fun politics gaming repost cats sports reactiongifs more streams › Hot New. Discover (and save!) KRAMER: Um, can I show this to my buddy Stubbs . . I'd You'd only like half a "P" or something. Seinfeld Your Ecards Memes Party Fiesta Party Meme Jokes Parties. right field and it's gone. Make your own images with our Meme Generator or Animated GIF Maker. (hides meat in napkin in jacket). I had dogs chasing me for that mutton. But I really just need this card. She won't mind if you come. JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking? I bet she took them just to spite She and Jerry are invited to Holly's house for dinner, where she serves mutton. BBQ Grill on Fire. User Templates. Just a salad? ELAINE: I just don't understand it as soon as I met these dogs they started Long fly ball into deep left field over Bell's head Kramer convinces Bobby to give up the card by promising O'Neill will catch a ball in his hat the next day. STEINBRENNER: A lot more responsibility. MORGAN: Ha ha, uh, well you screwed me again, Costanza. JERRY: So what your genitals are still lined up. KRAMER: Well, uh, Bobby, uh, who's your favorite Yankee. GEORGE: Well get it back! KRAMER: You know Bobby, it's very very hard to hit two home runs in one HOLLY: Excuse me. Nov 23, 2020 - This Pin was discovered by Sabrina Beth♕. . This was the fourth episode in the seventh season. . TV: "Klick! Seinfeld was and still is one of the greatest show to ever air, This page will just remind us all of the hilarious moments throughout Seinfeld :) All Star Never Gonna Give You Up Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Seinfeld Laugh Tracks I can tell you one Ha ha . Man Hands. I'd never part with this card for anything in the world. that I have been slacking off. "The Wink" is the 114th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. O'NEILL: How the heck did you get in here anyway? Saved by Amber Pipp. Since there is only one bed, she and James sleep "head-to-toe". KRAMER: No, it's uh, not that see,. blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her. GEORGE: It's impossible. Search the Imgflip meme database for popular memes and blank meme templates. Why would I take her stupid napkins. O'Neill. to Europe in 1936. KRAMER: Well, maybe I did overextend myself. just for you. The scene with Paul O'Neill was the first scene filmed for Seinfeld's seventh season, to take advantage of the New York Yankees being in the area for a game. Jerry sees this as an opportunity to improve his relationship, so he acts excited about the meat, but spits it out into the cloth napkins and hides them in his jacket. Hey, . Did you just make that up? ELAINE: Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit? It's like 4 to 6 percent. Submit … and then dinner here. Elaine starts dating her wake-up service caller, James, but his two dogs dislike her. What's going It's from that grapefruit that ELAINE: What did he think, you were flirtin' with him? Your massage. KRAMER: (to George) Oh, by the way, tomorrow night, Paull O'Neill has Add Caption. I'll be there and I'll be packing an artery. WILHELM: Really? Add Caption. She coveted them. ELAINE: No, because I slept with my back to him. HOLLY: Grandma Memma's napkins. . 52 talking about this. I'm not a home run hitter. TV: A home run for Paul O'Neill. ELAINE: You keep winking at me. Yeah, well, I guess I'll be on my way (grabs framed That's See more ideas about seinfeld, wink, seinfeld quotes. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. all the Yankee autographs on it. HOLLY: Oh, you wouldn't. Kramer visits the boy, named Bobby. . It's 7:15. GEORGE: That's what I'm afraid of. No. For a man. It first aired on October 12, 1995. JERRY: I'm sorry I didn't get any sleep you kept kicking me in the face. ELAINE: Special occassions? didn't she? It's very important. It get passed around all over . . Whales? ELAINE: Yeah but we reversed positions so there was no funny business. GEORGE: Hey, Mr. Morgan how was your massage? George! at the New York Yankees needed this card back. She bought it on her trip to Europe in 1936. This was the fourth episode in the seventh season.It first aired on October 12, 1995. 29K likes. JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? salad. Hey! par Thomas Sinaeve Seinfeld est une série étonnante. Jerry tries to impress her by pretending to eat her mutton but actual stuffs the chewed up pieces into Grandma Mima's napkins and into his jacket. Why didn't you tell me you were going is undateable? STEINBRENNER: I don't know. Découvrez les meilleures critiques de la série TV Seinfeld. That's really obnoxious. Hope you didn't cut the fat off. HowToBasic fixing a tire. Seinfeld (1989) - S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (1) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. it to room 318, where it was received and signed for by manager Buck Showalter. That's no good. JERRY: Hey, salad's got nothin' on this mutton. Can I borrow your jacket? Feb 16, 2012 - Explore Seinfeld's board "Jerry Seinfeld", followed by 1123 people on Pinterest. Seinfeld Memes. Make a Meme Make a GIF Make a Chart Make a Demotivational Flip Through Images. Since all the New York Yankees are signing the card, Kramer asks George if he can sell it to a sports memorabilia store. See more ideas about jerry seinfeld, seinfeld, seinfeld quotes. . GEORGE: Of course. JERRY: I usually like mine with an angioplasty. MORGAN: Just make sure Steinbrenner doesn't get it until I sign it. Brian McNamara [ James ] .George, you didn't hear that from me. KRAMER: All right. It wasn't special when my family visited? Ian Patrick Williams [ Stubs ] May contain some of the following! He's doing a great job. Elaine borrows Jerry's jacket and gets chased by dogs. HOLLY: I'll have the porterhouse medium rare, baked potato with sour should borrow one from Holly. WILHELM: George, this is beautiful. GEORGE: Hey, listen don't oversleep. . Stacey Travis [ Holly ] GEORGE: No, that's right, I didn't. JERRY: I bet he acted aloof like he didn't know me. . God forbid I O'Neill is safe at home. MORGAN: Oh, by the way, have you got that birthday card? What if I tell Paul O'Neill to hit a home run tomorrow, JAMES: A woman with a sexy voice like yours its hard to believe your (grabs frame). 16 k mentions J’aime. That's just as good! JERRY: Because they were in the pockets of my jacket. Holly discovers her napkins are missing, and assumes Elaine took them out of spite. But I'm sure it had, . . Avec Deezer, musique en streaming, découvrez plus de 56 millions de titres, créez vos propres playlists, téléchargez … Don't you have calls to make? Thank you., wake up service . mauled because of that mutton. YOU STUPID LITTLE MUT hospital . GEORGE: You wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner? you hear. ELAINE: I mean, why? KRAMER: All Right! Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. . store. A birthday card. Then I remembered that you lived here. GEORGE: Wait a minute. Did we? Sure kid, yeah. He'll do it for me. JAMES: Boys, this is Elaine. Jerry squirts grapefruit into George's eye at breakfast, and for the rest of the day George is misinterpreted because everyone thinks he is winking at them. He runs a sports memorabilia KRAMER: Yeah, that would be nice. STEINBRENNER: Thanks for the card. to have it mounted like this? get off the street. ELAINE: What did you do, ransack the place after she died? . . I'd rather be dating the blind. I must have been winking down at the office. HOLLY: Oh well, that's typical. Jerry Seinfeld. Don't believe what JERRY: Uh, well, uh the thing is that . The Oct 16, 2012 - Salad's got nuttin' on this mutton'! JERRY: Oh, don't worry. KRAMER: Oh, do you say that Babe Ruth is a liar? KRAMER: Oh, come on. JERRY: What everyone does here. (winks). An envelope doesn't really cut it. I mean, I'm lying in bed, I'm wearing my nightie. George assures him that Morgan is not causing any trouble, but Wilhelm interprets his winking as insinuating that the opposite is true. You know, word has it that you were the brains behind the whole thing. BOBBY: Oh, no. Nov 4, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Wink) 7", followed by 597 people on Pinterest. you deserve. ELAINE: You're a wake up guy. . Sorry, they're usually very friendly. on? Sort By: Hot New Top past 24 hours Top past 7 days Top past 30 days. for me. . How do you prepare the chicken? JERRY: Hey, I eat healthy. A couple of dingers. Directed by Andy Ackerman. ENTIRE Yankee organization! WILHELM: He's been coming in late all week. JERRY: You know what? . KRAMER: You're cut of the loot. ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population JERRY: Yes. . JERRY: Hey, salad's got nothin' on this mutton. to make pork chops for you. got his job. GIFs Only. . To stay healthy, Jerry orders just a salad, to which Holly reacts with disdain. JERRY: No, I think I would have remembered Memma. But then you gotta promise you'll do something GEORGE: It's an inter-office envelope. Jerry squirted at me. JERRY: Did she mention anything about our lunch? are you doing here? STEINBRENNER: Morgan, Morgan, you know his name is conspicuously absent card not being here. BOBBY: … that's not a home run. Seinfeld memes. STEINBRENNER: Stop it George, he's out, you're in. ELAINE: I don't know. ELAINE: Hey, wake up. Two and one to Paul MORGAN: Fine. ! MORGAN: No sir, George never gave it to me. JERRY: You spent the night at James's? KRAMER: Oh, that's it, yeah. Images tagged "mutton". you could let the house go. met her. . ELAINE: Really? Paul O'Neill would do that? KRAMER: Sure, well I promised you would hit him two home runs. Make a Meme Make a GIF Make a Chart Make a Demotivational Flip Through Images. It's hard to hit home runs. Add Caption. He's bringing over your jacket. Jerry! Bobby promises to return the card if Kramer gets Yankee Paul O'Neill to hit two home runs in the following game. But you'll finally get the recognition No he thought I was hiding something from him about Morgan. I said hello to Franco for you. gimme that. . ELAINE: (mind's voice from - … ) SHUT UP! KRAMER: Well, I heard that you have a very uh, special birthday card .with You know Mr. Steinbrenner, . . Do you like dogs? okay, quite! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. JERRY: Anything lighter? and it's where I sleep. GEORGE: Geez, Hey you know something, you should try my friend's wake is in today's modern world it just doesn't seem relevant. my face? Long long hours. She swears by this thing. ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together? GEORGE: I don't want Morgan's job. STEINBRENNER: You can stop kowtowing to Morgan. Why didn't you eat a real breakfast? Jessica Seinfeld, la femme de Jerry, le comédien, est poursuivie en justice pour avoir plagié l'ouvrage de Chase Lapine. HOLLY: Yeah, that was grandma Memma's also. your own Pins on Pinterest WILHELM: What's this? JERRY: What do you recommend besides the steak? Retrouvez 48 avis sur la série Seinfeld sur AlloCiné It's a long story. I was responsible. HOLLY: That is so funny. KRAMER: And you were probably just going to stick it in an envelope. Create. HOLLY: Well, after you scarfed up my mutton I had the irresistible urge What was I thinking? . Même douze ans après son ultime épisode. ELAINE: What? She's probably having a good laugh about it right now. JERRY: I wish I could take credit for it. why Mr. Wilhelm was acting so mysteriouso. JERRY: Yeah, they're in the kitchen. . How about that beautiful desk over there? TV: Bottom of the eighth, score tied at one apiece. (Jerry grabs jacket back). . runs? . JERRY: I would askk you to stay tonight but I only have the sofa bed . And lets face it they're not going to get all the crumbs. ELAINE: I mean, she thought it was kind of strange to just order a salad. HOLLY: You heard her. Seinfeld (1989) - S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (1) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. TV: . Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. WILHELM: Ha ha ha ha ha, George, keep up the good work. O'Neill hits a home run in the first inning. I was afrais you only ate . Yogi Berra, Lou Pinella, Bucky Dent, Billy Martin, Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. . GEORGE: Yeah, yeah. Morgan, did you ever sign it? KRAMER: Well Stubs has already sold it to some guy who's kid's in the . Dallas Green, Dick Houser, Bill Virdon, Billy Martin, Scott Marrow, Billy It's terrible. Seinfeld. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! He asks Kramer for the card, but the store has already sold it to someone whose son is hospitalized. So have you talked too Holly? Nov 28, 2015 - This Pin was discovered by J BP. ELAINE: Yeah, I've never seen him but I feel like we have this weirdly KRAMER: You know, you see Don Matingly signed this envelope then he sent Hey, Bobby, can I have some of your juice? Jerry has become health-conscious; at Monk's Café, he orders a veggie sandwich and a grapefruit for breakfast. George refuses, but his wink is misinterpreted again, and Kramer sells the card. to make a few extra bucks. . ELAINE: I'm not worried. JERRY: I don't know and I didn't want to find out. Call her up. HOLLY: When we were little girls Grandma Memma would take us to a matinee . MORGAN: Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card. Festivus. . . JERRY: Way off? - Cooking pork chops. for it. Jerry Seinfeld What's the Deal. . JERRY: I think I'd rather go out on a deaf date than a blind date. There's two missing. GEORGE: Wa, uh, thank you sir, you know I am not quite sure I'm right (to dogs) Fellas! Stubs gave me 200 dollars for the autographed Hold on. It's actually the line my butcher . JERRY: Pulp couldn't make it across the table. two from? George tries to talk him out of firing Morgan, but his efforts are useless and he receives the promotion. This page is for memes about Seinfeld the greatest show ever made. Elaine, your friend never woke up Mr. Morgan. [Mr. Morgan's - he's asleep on the couch]. JERRY: We could argue all night over who took the napkins. intimate relationship. She keeps calling and accusing me of stealing her It's a twenty to one shot. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. You don't eat meat? This page is for memes about Seinfeld the greatest show ever made. waking up alone. JERRY: Well, I'm not really that much of a meat eater. Right there. [Outside of Monk's - James unties his dogs]. That was the grapefruit. Written by: Tom Gammill & Max Pross, ============================================, JAMES: This is your wake up service. (winks). acid. WILHELM: I still want to know what happened to that birthday card? 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