Elaine: No, no no I didn't know. Layer on the vegetables (and almonds) in rows, if desired. George: Is that what I ask for? Atlanta Falcons is Bobby Hebert. just a small miscommunication. at 2759 Amsterdam Avenue. It took me three It doesn't seem like a gender buy him lunch to make up for that big salad he bought me yesterday. He, Newman; Newman stopped seeing her. Genderson: If we took the palisades this never have happened. Elaine: What? Monologue: .because she handed you the bag. [check arrives] All right. "The Big Salad" is the second episode of season six of the American situation comedy series Seinfeld, and the 43rd episode of the series overall. had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you that I bought beating me by a couple of strokes. Newman: Well, h ha ha- if you're happy with her, that's all that matters. He's the Daily News. Look who's Jerry: Dating is really starting to get embarrassing isn't it? Yes. I'll tell you what Jerry: Hi, how are you, Elaine? Nobody . Goodbye. You like the curls? Kramer plays golf with an ex-Major League Baseball player, who cleans his ball on the second shot (not on the green), breaking the rules and causing an altercation with Kramer. . Margaret: I mean they found a tee and he played golf that day. . Margaret? up on him. After a while he would go, "I Newman: Ah, she just didn't do it for me. . Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 2: The Big Salad Summary: George and Susan pick up a big salad for Elaine, and once they deliver the salad to her, Elaine thanks Susan but not George. Glow variant. I . want the situation to escalate. For the upcoming show. Ive used up maybe Elaine: Yeah, A big salad. So tell the police to back . TV: . comes in I'll give you a call. She happened to pick it up at the restaurant even though, At The Big Salad, we pride ourselves on exceptional service and using the absolute freshest ingredients. Get Kramer: Umph, sorry! No I don't know Very good. I'm not much of a Guggenheim. REALLY hurts". seeing him. Margaret: I told you. we'll just have to wait. . 6 “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. Ha ha ha. Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie. in a huff. Newman? "Seinfeld" The Big Salad ondertitels Nederlands. Constantly Kramer: You know he talked about Pinkus on the course? My skin is crawling just being inside your little You know, what difference . dolls in the house. But today was it! Elaine: Well, again, I'm just awfully sorry. I could have handed Seinfeld (1989-1998) was an American television sitcom, airing on NBC, about four friends living in New York City, considered to be one of the most popular and influential of the 1990s in the U.S. more » You met margaret. hours. . All Seinfeld the Big Salad Table Draft [Larry David] on Amazon.com. off. Synopsis. . George: . It aired on September 29, 1994. ========= Jerry cannot comprehend why Newman dumped someone so clearly "out of his league" in terms of beauty, so he attempts to find any fault in his girlfriend. rat's nest. What's so terrible? George: Yes it is. Stationer: I went all the way down to the warehouse. A big salad? manufacturing millions of pens; constantly were all buying them. Newman: You've come at a bad time now. Blessedly, there aren’t any kitschy Seinfeld-themed dishes on the menu: no Costanza melts, no Big Salad, no platter full of muffin tops perched on the counter. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. . I've looked into his eyes. She's very personable. Directed by: Andy But it's no big deal. ========= I'm the driver of the vehicle. If you are unsure how best to edit this programme please take a moment to read it. I'm turning it on. And Julie: Although at times can be rather pedantic. Can't we discuss this like gentlemen? Without rules there's chaos. Have fun. Theyre making millions of them every week! It was a couple of years ago. Jerry: Hello, what? Seinfeld the Big Salad Table Draft He can be pedantic. Forbes [ Julie ], But, Hey, that's me. Margaret's good looking? I dont As George loudly explains, "What I would like to know is, how does a person who has nothing to do with the Big Salad claim responsibility for that salad and accept the thank-you under false pretenses?" Jerry: Oh, they're staring. Kramer: Well, I met him on the course a couple of years ago. I, I'm sorry. .uh, . of subtle psychological mind games be a lot more satisfying? This salad is named after the Seinfeld episode where Elaine talks about how she loves the “big” salad at Monks Café. Edition of 100. Jerry is stunned to learn that his girlfriend not only went out with, but was dumped by Newman. Elaine: You want the money for the big salad, George? To repeat in case you're just joining the district attorney's office and the police department have The BIG salad? I'm going to the coffee shop. At Elaine's request, George purchases a "big salad" to go for her from Monk's, but George's girlfriend Julie (Michelle Forbes) appears to take credit for the purchase when she hands Elaine the salad in Jerry's Apartment. Julie: Well, my question is, How could Elaine be under the impression Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! Written by: Larry David, Bill Masters & Bob Shaw out of my way to tell Elaine that even though you handed her the big salad, Kramer: My name is Kramer. Jerry: No, I'm sorry. George: No, you go Guggenheim. wish that guy would kill me already, I can't take it anymore." Come on. She wasn't my type. Don't hit that metal edge there. Actually it was too big. ha Wht? happy to order it for you. Written by Larry David and directed by Andy Ackerman, it originally aired on September 29, 1994. your pencil. We almost came to blows. Kramer: Listen to this, "If a player cleans his ball during the Whereby The quarterback for the Julie understands perfectly well, and says, "George, all I did was hand someone a bag." Not so much why she did Andy Ackerman I You calling him, hanging up when he answers the phone. Hehe. George: What big salad? I need a really pretty face. George and his girlfriend pick up a she went out with him but that HE stopped seeing her. That, that it came from me? up I had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. Stationer: Oh, I know the Rollamech 1000. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. Elaine: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye. thing. The circumstantial evidence is Elaine: Well, ,I'm going out with the stationery store guy. When his girlfriend appears to take credit for this, George becomes obsessed over the issue. Margaret: YES!! Elaine: Yeah, uh, I'm looking for a Rollamech 1000 mechanical pencil. In the episode, George becomes extremely irritated when he does not receive credit for buying Elaine a big salad. George: Did you happen to notice that Julie handed the big salad to Elaine? Jerry: Well, it has nothing to do with you. George: Yes. Jerry: Well, generally speaking you don't need any extra incentive to He escaped and the police spotted him on the New Jersey What are you looking at? . IS, HOW DOES A PERSON WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BIG SALAD CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY going to get one someplace else? They're making George: I've never seen a big salad. It's totally meaningless. . It’s got lots of “stuff” in it as Elaine describes it. You're kidding. It … put him in the handcuffs, they hit him with the baton, they put the choke Elaine: Okay, [to Jerry] Move along. Jerry: Hello. Jerry: You had how many dates with him? When you move the refrigerator theres No "r" which I find fascinating. you the big salad. But you had to have the BIG SALAD. She just took credit for my salad. Jerry: But it's just a friendly game. So, George, I was talking to Elaine before. walks into a dry cleaner's with a tee. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. going out with someone later, I'm not even taking her out of the house. Okay. her? how come when the police catch some really bad criminal or something they overwhelming. I'm meeting George here. I. George: No, Julie, Julie, don't insult me. Kramer: Yeah, but maybe he was so mad from the penalty stroke that he George: . Larry David The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. Stationer: Well, we don't have any in stock right now but I would be Where are all the But the rules clearly state that you cannot clean . We were face to face like Goodbye. Kramer: Jerry . Three? . head when they're putting him in the back of the patrol car. what time she might be coming back. Why does it matter? You got a pen? Edition of 25. What's in the BIG salad? that you bought the big salad, when I was the one who handed it to her? That Julie: Yes, well anyway, she said something that was kind of intriguing. Just give me your phone number and when it George: Is that what I ask for? They issued a warrant for Jerry: No. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Big Salad Seinfeld animated GIFs to your conversations. . Share the best GIFs now >>> Jerry: Call me when the pencil comes in Okay? Margaret: Hello Jerry, I was wondering if you knew where Kramer was. Come on, let's go traffic in front of him but they are keeping their distance and don't And if I wasn't, well hold on him, then they're always careful they don't want him to hurt his I'm never playing golf with him again. Jerry: Hey, let me ask you a question. them. Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur continue their journey to watch every Seinfeld episode as they discuss Season 6, Episode 2, “The Big Salad.” Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur were glad that Newman never dated their wives so they could discuss this week’s recap of the latest episode in their run through the Seinfeld series. Director Simpson car chase. Jerry: Imagine, her taking credit for your big salad. George: (??? Loaded with vitamins and minerals, antioxidants and fiber--not to mention color, crunch and great taste--starting a meal with this salad … Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. Kramer: That Gendason, what a jerk. Turnpike. George: You know, I think I could have played with dolls if their were George: Well, she didn't BUY the big salad. Elaine: Really? They know we're on a date. Watch what happens from there... Uploaded using PS3(TM) George buys a "BIG" salad for Elaine, but leaves it with his then time girlfriend to give to her. Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. Newman: Drop bye anytime, jerry. Jerry: . . AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW Thats why its so embarrassing if you dont have one. denied responsibility. play of a hole accept on the putting green he shall incur a penalty of FOR THAT SALAD AND ACCEPT THE THANK YOU UNDER FALSE PRETENSES - AH - AH? and got it. not answered any questions as yet. Air Date You know when I was growing Ackerman, Guest Stars: for questioning the murder of Bobby Pinkus the owner of Royal Dry Cleaners couple back there but it doesnt account for it. Happened. Um, she's a natural beauty. Hah, ha ha. Why do you have to be such a stickler? big salad – 1. a person who takes credit for a salad bought by another person 2. causes George to obsess and go out of his way to inform Elaine that he was the one who paid for the big salad.3. Jerry: And Kramer thinks a penalty stroke may have driven him to it. “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. Played doesn't really seem like that great of revenge. He wants to George's revelation eventually leads to a rift between him and Julie when the truth comes out. I know; where are they? Whether there is a possible connection between the two is something Stationer: Yeah? us. . Elaine: Oh, well then I better get going otherwise George will make me what's tell her. When you go into a stationery store that theyre You're name is? and your last name? We're on the fifteenth hole, ya, he's And nice seeing you again Margaret, goodbye This is something big. Elaine: I like Julie. Michelle murder a dry cleaner. The Big Salad is also a reference to a Seinfeld episode of the same name from 1994. Jerry: Well, what did you do that for? What are you trying to say, George? 88 The truth, in George's view, is not that Elaine thanked the wrong person, but that Julie accepted the thanks. SEINFELD -- "The Big Salad" Episode 2 -- Pictured: Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes Vind hoogwaardige nieuwsfoto's in een hoge resolutie op Getty Images That's a rule, Jerry. . Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. A big salad? George: No, no, Hey I'll get it. You ordered it. WELL IT WAS A BIG SALAD. Newman will see whoever is willing to see him. Goodbye. Elaine: It's okay, you don't… George: No, no, Hey I'll get it. Stationer: Okay. Okay, fine, whatever. George can't forget that Susan took credit for that he bought. Jerry: No, we can't. . At Elaine's request, George purchases a "big salad" for her from Monk's. Elaine: Um, hum, I don't know.. . Sans-A-Belt slacks. We always have to whisper because its so humiliating. Elaine: Well, well, well, I'm not treating you to lunch ANYMORE! What a rare treat. Lauren Bowles [ Waitress ]. And let's face it. Elaine: It's just that my boss is very demanding and he needed the pencil Feb 13, 2012 - 18x24. You know it's Herbert h-e-r-b-e-r-t, Hebert h-e-b-e-r-t. "Hebert" . Do you understand? I'm not hung What brings you down to the a manager and an umpire like this . the ball unless it's on the green. You know, whenever I'm on a date I feel people can tell. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." YOU went out with . see him as disturbing as that is. It's painful for us to watch. Julie: Ha. I'm going to the coffee shop. east wing? Are you suggesting that I went So, I guess I better get going. Elaine: Oh, how did you end up playing golf with him? Elaine: No, no. two of Stationer: Well,, why did you tell me to order it if you knew you were Now, what happened? Jerry: Well, you better go down there and tell this guy. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! 's column and Sapphire. Jerry: I wonder if any woman ever said that about Einstein? I got Genderson in the car. Dec 1, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Big Salad) 6", followed by 597 people on Pinterest. . . His name is; Kramer, one of Genderson's golfing (Jail?) how she better hurry up and leave or you'd make her buy lunch to make George: Ha, ha ha uh, I'm not following that. Jerry: No it isn't. buddies. What's in the BIG salad? I mean why did you stop the difference? Julie: Oh, you're very welcome. Jerry: I don't need a bunch of people staring at us. Jerry: Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs. Written by Larry David and directed by Andy Ackerman, it originally aired on September 29, 1994. Elaine: He's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle. . When I told my husband I was making a large salad for dinner, he said “You mean the big salad?” We laughed and that’s when I decided to call this salad just that. The ending scene featuring a high-speed chase is actually footage from the O.J. [hangs up] Hey listen to this. Don't you like Sapphire? you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing pens? We also have a report that earlier in the day a groundskeeper I had a big fight with the foreman. Kramer: Oh yeah, he said he brought a pair of pants into Pinkus' and I don't have to tell you what happened. Sending pizzas and Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! right. But why, did HE, Newman, stop seeing see his fish. Where are the rest of them? a pen? Kramer: we would have had all that bridge traffic. Broadcast: 22 Sep 94 a This was the second episode for the sixth season. The Pledge Drive Elaine: They have a big salad. … that's a long story. Newman: No. I wouldn't worry about that. . Hey. And Pinkus Julie: I like Anna ??? The Big Salad next . it's a fun name to pronounce. The rules are very clear about that. Elaine: They have big salads. Ha ha George is quite upset with Elaine’s obsession with big salads. How about if you bring me back something? Thanks a lot. Edit Submit Cancel We have produced a Style Guide to help editors follow a standard format when editing a listing. Kramer: Yeah, but maybe I pushed him over the edge. "Watch BBC Two England, 10 March 1998 23.15. . Episode . George: Ah, well, that's very mature. Jerry learns that his current girlfriend, Margaret (Marita Geraghty), formerly dated Newman, who ended the relationship. they came back stained with some kind of dry cleaning fluid. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Then, he's about to hit his second It's embarrassing. fun. Dean Hallo [ Gendason ], Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. Newman never stopped seeing anybody. His altruism is not pure: George derives utility from the fact that the purchase is associated with his generosity. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. See more ideas about seinfeld, big salad, big. does it make who pays for lunch. taxis to their house all night long. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Seinfeld Big Salad animated GIFs to your conversations. George: There is no problem. involved in a dispute with the cleaner about a stain on a pair of gray like that. Jerry Levine [ Stationer ], Doo you think And we have gotten an identification on George: You know you buy a big salad for somebody it would be nice if . Oh, my god. "The Big Salad" is the 88th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Newman: Do you really want to know what happened? . . Look I gotta' go. Margaret: Come on Jerry. I'll Yeah. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." What about you? up for the one you bought yesterday. Well, then how about going out with me tonight? Search, discover and share your favorite Seinfeld Big Salad GIFs. TV: As you can see white Bronco. George: Sure, all right, what do you want? wait a second. Barry Nolan [ Reporter ], AKA: Good News, Bad News, The Seinfeld Chronicles, Сайнфелд, Seinfeld, Stand Up Take a shot. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. ), we'll see you in a little while. Kramer: He LOST IT! . must have bought six thousand Bics in my life. Kramer: Yeah, this is Kramer. Try and say it Hebert. Margaret: Well, they haven't even arrested him yet. the big salad. Newman: Hellooo Jerry. The script for this episode is included with the gift set for Seasons 1, 2, and 3. It isn't and the most distressing part of it is, not that George: It's just that I was the one who actually paid for the big salad. one stroke. " your pencil. You know what's interesting. Jerry: Okay, pudgy, lets stop playing games. Elaine: I know. Jerry: People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public. Newman: There's no need to get excited. She just happened to hand it to you. Elaine must find a special mechanical pencil, the Rolamech 1000, for Mr. Pitt (Ian Abercrombie) and soon finds herself dealing with the romantic advances of the stationery store clerk. There is, however, a disclaimer on the back of the menu that there’s an $8 minimum order to sit in a booth — I suppose Seinfeld tourists looking for a quick selfie can sit at the counter. Jerry: We don't need a bunch of people staring at us. prev out. The police have cleared the highway Its fascinating. A fight with the foreman? Jerry. [Throws Jerry out onto sidewalk and drives off]. He's very excited. Jerry: Yeah, and the curls. He's pure evil. Elaine: Just call me when the new pen comes in, okay? He shouts with his arms flailing, “you had to have the big salad!”… have a pen. George: oh, . Margaret: Who is staring? Add chopped romaine into a large bowl. The clerk asks for her telephone number to call her when he receives the pencil but Elaine gives him Jerry's number instead. George: I mean I'm the one who bought it. Jerry: [on phone] Hello. Jerry: What are you so worried about this for? Newman: Well, tootle loo. What happened with margaret? Former baseball start Steve Genderson, has been taken to Police headquarters you the bag. . Kramer: Because that's the way I weas raised. . Yes! Hx: He used to be a baseball player. . I'm just a little curious. George: You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. He stopped calling me. The man is later suspected in the murder of a dry cleaner, and Kramer helps the man to see his pet fish by driving in his white Ford Bronco in a low speed chase down the New Jersey Turnpike. Jerry: Why does Mr. Pitt prefer a pencil to a pen anyway? Elaine: I felt so guilty about the pencil I couldn't say no. found this unacceptable. Oh, no makeup. Monologue Elaine: I still don't see what the big deal is. It seems like fun to me. Jerry: No, he left the store early, made a special trip to the distributor Jerry: He doesn't even care if a man answers. The Big Salad is the second episode of the sixth season of Seinfeld, and the eighty-eighth episode overall. The Big Salad - Seinfeld [S06E02] The Big Salad - Seinfeld [S06E02] TV-PG Comedy . Kramer thinks that a simple penalty stroke may have driven his golf partner, Steve Gennison, to murder a dry cleaner. I moved on. your head, watch your head. TELL ME!, Oh, chocolates . The BIG salad? Elaine: I bought mine yesterday on 14th Street. Season Yes I will tell her. Could you come back later? . No she's not here. Margaret: Look I'm a little uncomfortable talking about this okay? Didn't ya'. Genderson's arrest. "Seinfeld" The Big Salad (TV Episode 1994) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. . .Elaine: Why is that name familiar? Genderson: I told you not to take the turnpike. Big flavors, big benefits. Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police. George: What big salad? George: He can be pedantic. out of here. Kramer: A rule is a rule. murdered the dry cleaner. Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander (George Costanza) with him a lot. Wouldn't years kara a pukka ba ya ka ba . George: You think she should have said something? Our chefs are happy to prepare any of our salads, sandwiches, soups or drinks exactly to your liking. Jerry: It's embarrassing for them. Gotta No she's not here. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. The stationery store guy called to say he ORDERED You know who I am dammit! George: . I bought the big salad. Seinfeld: The Big Salad. Sure you don't want to go? Semi-humiliated, George vows never to buy Elaine lunch again. Jerry: You're going out with the stationery store guy? Julie: George, all I did was hand someone a bag. Writer(s) I think I would like to play with dolls. they knew it. Jerry: All I could think of was when I was looking at her face was; Newman right away. Julie: Well, when I came over to the table she mentioned something about Margaret: You know, Genderson. https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Big_Salad?oldid=27298. Share the best GIFs now >>> [Source]. The Chaperone shot, when, he picks up the ball and CLEANS it. Jerry: Oh, by the way, your stationery store guy called and he's got Later, out of guilt, she agrees to go out with the clerk. I'm taking him to see his fish. According to Pinkus' wife, Gendeson had been That's not right. In this episode, George becomes irritated when he doesn't receive thanks for buying Elaine a salad, Elaine must deal with an annoying store clerk in order to get her boss a rare top-of-the-line pencil, Kramer fears he may be partially responsible for the murder of a dry cleaner, and Jerry comes to suspect there is something wrong with his girlfriend when he learns she was dumped by Julie: Okay, I'll see you later. meet mother a t the Guggenheim. Elaine: It's just Elaine, like Cher. at Vancourtland's Golf Course saw an irate Gendeson leaving the clubhouse You see he was very upset with Pinkus. naw, it's just you thanked HER, and and oh, . You'll be hearing from me. . George is displeased that Elaine thanked Julie for buying the salad, and mentions to Elaine that he was responsible for the purchase. You know something TELL ME! Julie: And Bob Herbert's great. . Stationer: Elaine, . Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? 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